I brought the Richard Nixon model taping system to IPAC and installed it in my office when I got here last year
Here is a transcript of one of many exchanges I had with CHAS over the past 15 months...
CHAS: The scientists don't like their crowded offices, and can't find any place to park anywhere near the building. I want to move the Morrisroe building 100 feet east, add a new parking lot in front of the building, and add the rest of the second floor to the building before our oversight committee meets here next month.
BILL: OK, but how am I supposed to pay for it?
CHAS: Use the money left in Account code 477.
BILL: What account code 477? I've had Eloise tracking down every IPAC account she can find for the past 8 months, and she's never found an account code 477.
CHAS: I know.
BILL: And on that timescale, we'd have to use IPAC staff to get the work done, and there's not enough of them.
CHAS: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I've hired 15 new Postdocs to work on a new research task that I just invented last week and forgot to tell you about. They will all be here next week, we can use them.
BILL: Rosanne!! Mary Ellen!!
(mysterious 8 minute gap on the tape)
BILL: I also work for Tom Soifer, and he came in yesterday and asked me to rotate the building 90 degrees to align it with the Keith Spalding building, instead of moving it to the east. Now what do I do?
CHAS: Obviously you ignore Soifer. He's on SIRTF and they don't know where they're pointing within 90 degrees!!
And, remarkably, while I continued to discuss the practical side of this assignment with CHAS, the building began to move and slowly came to rest 100 feet east. Somehow, with CHAS, he just makes it happen.
Of course CHAS has been capable of moving mountains, not just buildings.